Cut off one penis its an accident. Cut off two and its a habit. This is a habit that Miami urologist Paul Periot has been accused of. Apparently he mangled two different weens so badly that the members had to be removed completely. Also of note: when hes not chopping off wangs hes also been known to (allegedly) sell drugs from a local strip club.

Models love coke and are only really good at standing still and looking pretty. So when you think about it, they would make really great drug mules. I mean, assuming you could keep them off the white stuff they were carrying. And this is exactly what one intrepid drug smuggling operation had in mind when they stuffed nearly six pounds of pure cocaine crystals into her fake breasts and buttocks and sent her back from Brazil to Italy. The only problem is that models are pretty terrible at just about anything that involves speaking or thinking. Thus their whole plan fell apart.

Plastic surgeon Anthony Youn, MD, has everyone talking today with his blog in which he reveals that the nicotine in cigarettes can cause breast lift patients’ nipples to fall off after surgery!

Hear that ladies? The next time your boss/co-worker/drunken father figure slaps your tiny breasts be sure to thank them! After all, they might just be trying to save you untold thousands in breast augmentation surgery in the future!

Three years ago a man by the name of Phillip Seaton of Waddy, KY had to go to the doctor for a routine circumcision. But when he woke up – about an inch of his penis was gone! He later had to have another doctor remove it completely. He’s now suing for what I can only assume is a million quadrillion dollars.